Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 17, 2023

Watch out for the phone call that says, “Your warranty has expired”…..

Shoe invalidated his own warranty by constantly smoking.

Neither of their warranties is valid where they are eating—-at Roz’s diner!

Just wait till he starts getting those extended warranty phone calls.

Not too often is Shoe surprised! Eyes wide open.

Probably only had a two year or 10,000 mile warranty, whichever came first.

My doctor says I’m in good shape for a man of my age, but then that’s the same thing they say about King Tut.

So young granddaughter stops by and watches Paw Patrol cartoons on TV. Commercial comes on for Medicare Supplemental Insurance. Hmmmmm, smart TV watching me, iPhone listening, or just my Big Brother?

I plan to bankrupt social security.

So true, Biz, so true. But, compared to my best friend, I’m actually doing quite well.

Yep just as well not say anything about your age,nothing you can do about it!,,

He suffers from excessive time on planet earth

Anthony Bourdaine wrote that your body isn’t a temple, it’s an amusement park, you just have to be willing to pay the admission fee.

Personally I’ve had a life with enough ‘action’ far more than most people and have the aches to show for it-like the cartoon above I describe myself as well out of the warrantee period.

This is a great (and TRUE) comic today. Thank you Gary & Susie.

And hardly an unconditional warranty.

no its Alexa

I plan to live forever. So far it’s working.

Or “illustrating the ecological fallacy”.

Biz ages with a ‘pained expression’.

Yes, replacement parts are expensive for us older models. I need to replace my catalytic converter soon.

Time to buy an extended warranty…

I am NOT old, I have just lived a long time.

Not a bad way to put it……

Old is 15years older than me. Always.

OLDER! My 96 y/o dad will admit to getting older and slower and achier, but not old.