Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 02, 2023

“It’s a sin to tell a lie…..”

If you want to keep on the straight and narrow, you need to turn that “thwick” into a “thwack”.

Only if you don’t go to confession first!!!

Jeopardy question of the day——-How do you spell GOLF……………………………………S………I……..N.

It’s okay, as long as you don’t enjoy it.

I’m glad I never took up golf.

That’s why golf backwards is flog.

Golf is a four-letter word that frequently results in other four-letter words!

Is the padre playing as well, or is he caddying for Cosmo?

Does the stiff collar and buttoned jacket hinder a full swing?

Is Cosmo hoping for a hole-in-one in the top panel?

Considering the padre is on the course, but doesn’t seem to have any clubs with him, is he just out there saving souls?

Cosmo play golf like I play golf: very badly.

I love golf and baseball. But in baseball they didn’t make me play my foul balls.

Everyone needs to expand his vocabulary. Golf is but one way.

It’s not in the Ten Commandments…

One Saturday a preacher took off from finishing up his sermon and played some golf. An angel saw this and decided to tell god. God said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” And the preacher teed up at the first hole and aced it (Got a hole in 1). The Angel was a bit confused, but watched and the preacher got another on the second hole. He asked god about this and god again said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” This went on for the whole of the preacher’s round. Exasperated, the angel admitted to being ignorant of god’s plan for this miscreant minister, “God, he’d just completed 18 holes and made 18 shots. The best any golfer could hope or pray for. Please enlighten me.” And god replied, “Who can he tell?”

Then there was the priest who stopped to hit a few, knowing he’d be late to give the Sunday sermon. He smacked the ball and it sailed straight and true, giving him a hole-in-one due to a little Divine Intervention. An angel watching asked God why he rewarded the priest for keeping his flock waiting. God’s reply was “Who’s he going to tell?”

The Padre is wrong, Cosmo’s golf game should really be considered a crime.

ba dum tss

Cosmo is a sin-cere golfer.

Unless you get a Holy in One…

I’ve played golf for many years, can’t count the number of sinners I’ve played with!