One Saturday a preacher took off from finishing up his sermon and played some golf. An angel saw this and decided to tell god. God said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” And the preacher teed up at the first hole and aced it (Got a hole in 1). The Angel was a bit confused, but watched and the preacher got another on the second hole. He asked god about this and god again said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” This went on for the whole of the preacher’s round. Exasperated, the angel admitted to being ignorant of god’s plan for this miscreant minister, “God, he’d just completed 18 holes and made 18 shots. The best any golfer could hope or pray for. Please enlighten me.” And god replied, “Who can he tell?”
Then there was the priest who stopped to hit a few, knowing he’d be late to give the Sunday sermon. He smacked the ball and it sailed straight and true, giving him a hole-in-one due to a little Divine Intervention. An angel watching asked God why he rewarded the priest for keeping his flock waiting. God’s reply was “Who’s he going to tell?”
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
“It’s a sin to tell a lie…..”
Superfrog 12 months ago
If you want to keep on the straight and narrow, you need to turn that “thwick” into a “thwack”.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Only if you don’t go to confession first!!!
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Jeopardy question of the day——-How do you spell GOLF……………………………………S………I……..N.
Mediatech 12 months ago
It’s okay, as long as you don’t enjoy it.
oldthang 12 months ago
I’m glad I never took up golf.
Imagine 12 months ago
That’s why golf backwards is flog.
OldsVistaCruiser 12 months ago
Golf is a four-letter word that frequently results in other four-letter words!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 12 months ago
Is the padre playing as well, or is he caddying for Cosmo?
goboboyd 12 months ago
Does the stiff collar and buttoned jacket hinder a full swing?
Diat60 12 months ago
Is Cosmo hoping for a hole-in-one in the top panel?
rugeirn 12 months ago
Considering the padre is on the course, but doesn’t seem to have any clubs with him, is he just out there saving souls?
ladykat 12 months ago
Cosmo play golf like I play golf: very badly.
ksu71 12 months ago
I love golf and baseball. But in baseball they didn’t make me play my foul balls.
rshive 12 months ago
Everyone needs to expand his vocabulary. Golf is but one way.
paranormal 12 months ago
It’s not in the Ten Commandments…
Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago
One Saturday a preacher took off from finishing up his sermon and played some golf. An angel saw this and decided to tell god. God said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” And the preacher teed up at the first hole and aced it (Got a hole in 1). The Angel was a bit confused, but watched and the preacher got another on the second hole. He asked god about this and god again said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” This went on for the whole of the preacher’s round. Exasperated, the angel admitted to being ignorant of god’s plan for this miscreant minister, “God, he’d just completed 18 holes and made 18 shots. The best any golfer could hope or pray for. Please enlighten me.” And god replied, “Who can he tell?”
Bill The Nuke 12 months ago
Then there was the priest who stopped to hit a few, knowing he’d be late to give the Sunday sermon. He smacked the ball and it sailed straight and true, giving him a hole-in-one due to a little Divine Intervention. An angel watching asked God why he rewarded the priest for keeping his flock waiting. God’s reply was “Who’s he going to tell?”
Buckeye67 12 months ago
The Padre is wrong, Cosmo’s golf game should really be considered a crime.
oakie817 12 months ago
ba dum tss
gammaguy 12 months ago
Cosmo is a sin-cere golfer.
T... 12 months ago
Unless you get a Holy in One…
Sanspareil 12 months ago
I’ve played golf for many years, can’t count the number of sinners I’ve played with!