Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 03, 2023

Maybe getting stuck with the check…..

The other way around would have been even funnier.

Strange that a bird would have teeth. Or being wearing shoes…

He’ll do anything for a laugh.

Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?

It’s called carbon dating.

Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.

Oh, wait! Yes you are, that’s why you are online dating.

The toilet paper gag doesn’t work as well in gender reverse. Guys usually use the urinal; and when we use a stall, we rarely bother to cover the seat with paper.

Toilet paper stuck on the shoe is always funny. Case in point https://youtu.be/LXSfklaoPv8

Whichever, she doesn’t seem stuck on him.

Picky,picky

Well, at least you had a good time.

It’s not all bad when you can make the lady laugh.

“…or when he grabbed the toilet paper off his shoe and used it to wipe the spinach away.”

More disgustinger…

A bird has teeth?

The Perfesser obviously lacks the social graces to leave a good first impression. Yet his comedic abilities seem well developed.

Have we got any more, funnier choices?

Poor Cosmo was a walking cliche last night.

Do fish hawks eat spinach??