I have an uncle who is a microbiologist. Got called in as a consultant on the Legionnaire’s Disease case many years ago. Now he’s teaching in Arizona. Highly intelligent in several ways and an all-around nice guy. And not especially small, although our family doesn’t have a lot of tall genes, either.
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
If it had been a female, she could have worn a micro mini…..
Superfrog 12 months ago
But he only made small talk.
Sanspareil 12 months ago
Did you try to micromanage him?
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I used to date a microbiologist.
She was a woman of culture.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?
Because they were staph.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Why did the bacteria lose its job in retail?
Because it only had one cell.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
What bacteria like to have political meetings?
Strepto-caucus.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Why was the bacteria sad?
Because his parents had just split.
PoochFan 12 months ago
But he was only a little bigger.
eced52 12 months ago
But just barely larger than his subject.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
I have an uncle who is a microbiologist. Got called in as a consultant on the Legionnaire’s Disease case many years ago. Now he’s teaching in Arizona. Highly intelligent in several ways and an all-around nice guy. And not especially small, although our family doesn’t have a lot of tall genes, either.
eric_harris_76 12 months ago
Swiped from “The Big Bang Theory”.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
After they published the interview on the ’net, it went viral.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
You seem to be bacteria old tricks again.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
He couldn’t quite fit into the petri dish.
T... 12 months ago
He wasn’t the “mini-me” you had imagined…
AwelCruiz 12 months ago
Nurse: “Would you like to see the doctor?”
Stephen Wright: “What kind of a doctor is he?”
Nurse: “He’s a foot doctor.”
Stephen Wright: “I’d like to see a man that tall.”
gopher gofer 12 months ago
cosmo just wanted to spend a little time with him…