Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 01, 2024

It’s like asking the white house press secretary a question…..

Somebody get a fire extinguisher. The Senators pants are about to burst into flames.

titles are deceiving, sometimes very deceiving in today’s world of politics – people are given titles they don’t even understand what the title means or the duties. but at least the people are happy, right? I mean that it seems everyone that I talk to or who interacts with my comments seems especially glad to have the resident titleholders doing their thing. somewhat confusing to me, so I’ll take another shot and pop another pill from the Pharmacy people and relax, and be happy. sure seems the money in my account is going down faster than it was, though. must be an illusion cause everything is great, better than ever. js

At least in his case, I’m sure she prefers that he tries to lie than that he tries to lay.

You never see her eyes (up here mister), but maybe you weren’t trying

no more cheeks to turn, one slap to many

I had a friend in Texas who worked as a parole officer. She was into steampunk and Renaissance Faires – anything to counteract the craziness of her job.

She told me, “I sit in an office eight hours a day and listen to people lie to me.”

Senator Belfry doesn’t lie, he just doesn’t tell the truth.

Every day is April fools’ Day to the government!