Right after 3 or 4 commercials…..
And pictures.
Film at 11!
That Muffy is saucy.
Panakin Skywalker.
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves.
I didn’t mean to take too much of my anxiety medication.
It was Xanax-ident.
My doctor asked if I’d considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.
I said, “I think that’s a bit of a stretch”
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety…
don’t worry you’re not alone.
Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.
On many different levels.
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
A lot of the anxiety comes from the news outlets getting the details wrong.
Muffy Hollandaise, the saucy reporter.
Fake news as usual.
Didn’t Muffy used to be a secretary at the Treetops Tattler?
Tonight’s top story is brought to you by the latest anti -anxiety medication!
Ah, yes, the news story that keeps on coming. It’s time to change the channel, Cosmo.
Sounds about right.
Film at 11.
muffy hollandaise. I like it
Our regular news crew is off for the Hollandaise. Muffy just filling in.
News-splaining. Just saying.
And anxiety too.
“Big Pharma Inc. is developing a new drug to improve your anxiety.”
Have to listen to all the BS first!
Time for some Valium, Perfessor.
I love Muffy Hollandaise’s name!
Interesting how “information overload” started in the 60s as the sins of the 50s became news.
I was watching a good program and I counted 12 commercials before the program came back on. I turned off the TV. You got 20 minutes of programming and the rest are commercials. It’s ridiculous!
I guess I’m lucky that I have no tail, so I can’t be de-tailed.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 months ago
Right after 3 or 4 commercials…..
Superfrog 8 months ago
And pictures.
ekke 8 months ago
Film at 11!
Jayalexander 8 months ago
That Muffy is saucy.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Panakin Skywalker.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
I didn’t mean to take too much of my anxiety medication.
It was Xanax-ident.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
My doctor asked if I’d considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.
I said, “I think that’s a bit of a stretch”
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety…
don’t worry you’re not alone.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.
On many different levels.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
constantine48 8 months ago
A lot of the anxiety comes from the news outlets getting the details wrong.
Carol from CT 8 months ago
Muffy Hollandaise, the saucy reporter.
b.john71 8 months ago
Fake news as usual.
pathamil 8 months ago
Didn’t Muffy used to be a secretary at the Treetops Tattler?
MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago
Tonight’s top story is brought to you by the latest anti -anxiety medication!
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
Ah, yes, the news story that keeps on coming. It’s time to change the channel, Cosmo.
ladykat 8 months ago
Sounds about right.
xSigoff Premium Member 8 months ago
Film at 11.
walkingmancomics 8 months ago
muffy hollandaise. I like it
cactusbob333 8 months ago
Our regular news crew is off for the Hollandaise. Muffy just filling in.
goboboyd 8 months ago
News-splaining. Just saying.
rshive 8 months ago
And anxiety too.
christelisbetty 8 months ago
“Big Pharma Inc. is developing a new drug to improve your anxiety.”
kathleenhicks62 8 months ago
Have to listen to all the BS first!
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
Time for some Valium, Perfessor.
James Noury Premium Member 8 months ago
I love Muffy Hollandaise’s name!
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
Interesting how “information overload” started in the 60s as the sins of the 50s became news.
saylorgirl 8 months ago
I was watching a good program and I counted 12 commercials before the program came back on. I turned off the TV. You got 20 minutes of programming and the rest are commercials. It’s ridiculous!
gammaguy 8 months ago
I guess I’m lucky that I have no tail, so I can’t be de-tailed.