I loved dancing the ballet. I started dancing at 5 years old and continued up into my mid 20’s. Our dance class was invited to dance with the Baltimore Professional Ballet Company when I was 8. What a wonderful experience to be around all these beautiful professionals.
dadthedawg Premium Member 10 days ago
Oh, that’s tutu bad…..
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 10 days ago
Almost pigeon toed. Whatever that means?
Imagine 10 days ago
That joke was en pointe.
Superfrog 10 days ago
Pas de duh.
wmwiii Premium Member 10 days ago
Looks like she can still ballet up to the barre.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
Why was the cow banned from ballet class?
It kept practicing its Dairy Air.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
My neighbors 7-year old son constantly insists that she uses her ballet skills around the house…
He really keeps her on her toes.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn’t appreciate being referred to as “Pole dancers.”
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet…
They were two toucans.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
The inventor of the ballet skirt was having trouble finding a name for it…
But then he put tu and tu together.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 days ago
So my plumber is doing this Christmas-time ballet….
He’s calling it the Buttcracker.
Kimmies01 10 days ago
I loved dancing the ballet. I started dancing at 5 years old and continued up into my mid 20’s. Our dance class was invited to dance with the Baltimore Professional Ballet Company when I was 8. What a wonderful experience to be around all these beautiful professionals.
MacGuyver 9 days ago
So she didn’t pass the Barre exam?
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon 9 days ago
Did you line the toe?
Just-me 9 days ago
“The only thing that changes
Is my mind
I never could toe the mark
And I never could walk the line."
Never Could Toe The Mark. Waylon Jennings
dcebinger 9 days ago
If ballarinas are always on their toes, why not get taller ballarians?
curtisrus 9 days ago
So Muffy was not successful like Johnny Cash, who was able to walk the line.
KEA 9 days ago
the barre was too high
stamps 9 days ago
Yeah, she’s been barred for life.
prrdh 9 days ago
The instructor was a heel, anyway.
kathleenhicks62 9 days ago
LOL!!!
ekke 9 days ago
Which left me with a job in manual labor. Now I tow the line!
eced52 9 days ago
Kept breaking out the toes of her ballet shoes.
razzledazzle295 9 days ago
She accidentally kicked everybody while working on her twirls.
eddi-TBH 9 days ago
Ballet up to the barre boys.