Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 01, 2024

Croon a tune, Loon…..

Loon should form a duet with guitar Bob from Andy Capp!

Faced with singing in an audience situation I find humming is not quite as bad as my off key voice, happened at an Englebert Humperdinck concert as he encouraged the audience to sing along. Hmmm.

I often sing with the best of them, when no ones around… And their music is playing in my ears from my MP3 player. Imagination I have a great voice! (But it’s the only place.)

That’s how they handled the situation with Barney Fife

There are faces built for being on the radio, and voices built for being heard in books.

‘Loon’ , the ‘Tree top’s’ version of ‘Guitar Bob’ ! ! ! !

There are a couple of restaurants here who have live entertainment. I won’t go to them because the music is way too loud and neither man can sing.

Roz shall install a karaoke.

I play guitar to drown out my singing. I sing to drown out my guitar playing.

He forgot the words to “El Paso”

So, that’s how they stopped the loon from singing during the debate.

My singing would make the late George Burns sound like the late Frank Sinatra.