The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as “Pop N Serve”, and/or “Pop N Fresh”, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as “a man who never knew how much he was kneaded”.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
My newspaper has gone from six days a week to three. The number of pages in each paper has increased, but not to give us the news that we’re missing on those other four days. No, they added a new Living section in addition to the one we had.
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 days ago
What about “The Shorter Living Section”?
oldthang 8 days ago
How about just closing down the paper?
Jayalexander 8 days ago
Alternae title “Between the senate and the oval office”..
littlejohn Premium Member 8 days ago
Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as “Pop N Serve”, and/or “Pop N Fresh”, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as “a man who never knew how much he was kneaded”.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 days ago
Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?
He didn’t like being the bear of bad news.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 days ago
My mom remarked that the obituaries had had more people in them than usual.
My dad replied “well people are just dying to get in there”.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 days ago
The inventor of the Hula hoop passed away.
From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 days ago
Man chokes on hotdog and dies in Germany
His obituary said it was the wurst way to die.
desvarzil 8 days ago
Are you sure it’s not “Pining For The Fjords”?
'IndyMan' 8 days ago
Shoe must be taking lessons from Sen. Belfry ! ! !
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 days ago
The guy who invented auto-correct passed away. His funnel will be tornado.
curtisrus 8 days ago
Johnny Carson said of epitaphs: A belated advertisement for a discontinued line of goods.
rshive 8 days ago
Can’t be too macabre, can we?
ArcticFox Premium Member 7 days ago
Now that’s a mortifying announcement.
MT Wallet 7 days ago
My newspaper has gone from six days a week to three. The number of pages in each paper has increased, but not to give us the news that we’re missing on those other four days. No, they added a new Living section in addition to the one we had.
gammaguy 5 days ago
“…the ‘No Longer Living section’.”
Tall individuals not welcome.