Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 21, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    Did you watch your fancy flee in a flea circus?…..

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    Imagine  about 6 hours ago

    My uncle used to be footloose. Then he had his prosthetic tightened.

    True story: my uncle had a prosthetic leg below the knee on one leg. He was also an avid skier. Once while skiing in the alps his ski caught on something in the snow. The ski got stuck, taking his prosthetic with it. He was such a good skier, that he was able to ski on the one leg / ski until he could stop a bit further down. Other skiers who happened to witness this were quite shocked, thinking he had torn off his leg.

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    Mediatech  about 5 hours ago

    My feet are still pretty loose, but my knees, hips and back are locked up tight.

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    Jayalexander  about 5 hours ago

    Can’t do the Hippy hippy shake no more.

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    Dean  about 4 hours ago

    My friend Cloudia [I actually mean Claudication] now has been slowing me down, so I need to pause at street corners and contemplate my surroundings while running errands.

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    Kroykali  about 2 hours ago

    “When I was young, I used to go to new hip joints. Now I’m getting a new hip joint.”

    Can’t remember where I heard that.

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    LawrenceS  about 2 hours ago

    Everyone I know with a new knee is happy with it… Several wonder why they didn’t have it earlier. Considering the pain you have to be in before you get a knee replaced (they don’t replace good ones) I’m guessing the fancy fled before the surgery. Don’t blame the kneed.

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    mourdac Premium Member 1 minute ago

    About the time my get up and go got up and went.

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