Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 03, 2014

Reminds me when they put a metric crescent wrench in my kit once! Had to return it for a standard size…

And wear your clam digger trousers

I was born left handed.. school forced me to be right handed..

now I am both handed… but prefer left.

Now that’s a Beaver…

Back in the 19th century, the President and his advisers were discussing what to do about a newly-discovered river out West. After hours of acrimonious debate, while the President was angrily pacing back and forth in the Oval office, he suddenly tripped over a loose rug.

“Dammit!” he shouted.

… so they did.

I can’t stand instructions that are presented in poorly-reproduced hieroglyphics. Some of us can read we don’t need to play Pictionary to assemble something.

You know you have made too many of these when you get something without directions and put it together. Without any parts left over.

Those ‘dam’ instructions.

Must be working for the Corps of Engineers