Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 16, 2015

Hipster Zeke.He’ll be pushed off the porch, shortly.

Yup, he’s keeping it #Authentic, just like #HipsterBarbie.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought they were ALL craft corn-squeezin’s from a micro-still.

The Real Corn-squeezers of Kentucky…

He’s been like this ever since he had that hipster replacement.

A modern Whiskey Rebellion.

Zeke reminds me of Lou Adler – the guy that sits next to Jack Nicholson at the Laker’s basketball games.

That’s the spirit!

and they needed 3 jug players for their band.

Looks like a yuppy hillbilly to me.

More like Billy Gibbons in skinny jeans…

Do they send in short revenooers to bust micro-stills?

I dig the skinny jeans on him. And he eats only free-range possum and organic chitlin’s.

Corn won’t grow here on Rocky TopDirt’s too rocky by far.That’s why folks on Rocky TopGet their corn from a jar.

gimme some of that good ole mountain dewthem that refuse it are fewi may go round the bend but i’ll come back againfor some of that good ole mountain dew

the truth is stranger than fiction. check out the number of boutique distilleries starting up.

@Abby; Sonny and Bobby Osburne were doing OK in B-flat until you changed the channel to Hee-Haw.