Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2015

Death metal is not soothing.

Now i know what’s wrong with Kelly and Jack Osborne. Poor kids.

The Scorpions will “Rock You Like a Hurricane”.

The normal lullaby is no better. Who puts a cradle in a tree waiting for the bough to break? erh… on the other hand… Tired parents…

Must have rocked her like a hurricane.

/rimshot!

There are lullaby versions of rock songs; it’s the Baby Rockstar series of CDs, and it includes Ozzy Osbourne and Daft Punk.

Maybe the baby just developed a case of the “rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu”, Mr. Rivers.

The kid will never fully sleep…It was born with ’ The Evil Eye ’.

Van Halen suggests rocking the cradle. Bad parenting should mean some jailhouse rock.

They regretted followingRearing Your Child by Talking Heads

She has a good idea about her genetic base and see’s little hope for herself!

Crank baby. They’re usually fussy.

there are some kids who sleep very little. i had friends wh were blessed with one. they were even more sleep deprived than average new parents

The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Guys, this is not what they meant when they sang “And the cradle will rock”, …

Rock on, Baby!