Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 30, 2016

But he’s so proud of his nipple tonsures.You know, as a sign of religious devotion, humility, and freakiness.

Mr. Small, of Elmore, California approves.

Make him say three Hail Marys and send him to a monastery in Brazil.

Just wait until he turns around.

Then best you don’t look under the robe. .(Must be one of those fringe orders.)

What kind of quirky mind do you have ???

It’ll look like a ring toss.

Put on your hoodie and go back to a life of consumerism.

Wasn’t he in South Pacific?

he needs a grass skirt