Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 20, 2017

Ah, equality of the sexes.

What did they do to me? I don’t even speak Spanish.

That Matador will have to milk it for all it’s worth.

Bet she wishes she took the udder job…

Whelp considering the bull is now surrounded by many female cows and you are about to be slowly killed, yeah I’d say you got the short stick in this arrangement.

Always check the fine print.

And somewhere in Wisconsin, a bull hooked up to a milking machine is in for a big surprise.

Alternate bubble: I knew I shoulda’ taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

And to think I turned down a position at Burger King.