Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2017

How do you get down off an elephant?

This has to be a mammoth, not an elephant.

You could knit a lot of sweaters from all that wool.

He’ll have to hide out until his pelt grows back. Otherwise he’s meat.

That looks like something that Dr. Seuss drew.

Looks like a haircut I used to get from my daddy.

At least he got a better cut than Rory from “The Barn.”