Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 15, 2018

We can only hope the body still respects the kidney in the morning…

Whatever works, doc!

The kidneys all get prettier at closing time…

I love my life, but oh, you kidney…

Yep, there’s no problem too big that a few dozen strong drinks won’t fix.

I am guessing the same thing that happens every morning after you’ve been pumped full of liquor. hangover & regret.

My mom was an I.C.U. nurse. She told me about having to do alcohol I.V. drips on patients who were hardcore alcoholics, so they wouldn’t go into D.T.s.

In the morning, you’ll take your kidney to Denny’s, where breakfast conversation will be awkward.

Better hook up that wide diameter catheter first.

They made this story into a novel: “When Harry Met Kidney”, by Ora Nephron.

Beer lover kidney.

Next time, Doc, just pre-soak the kidney before installing it.

Beer goggles.

For many reasons, I find this one not really funny. Not a subject to make fun of I guess.