Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 04, 2018

Invent pothole because hate you. But woman say I can no hit you with club.

I had nothing else to do today.

“Next me invent ‘auto insurance’”.

To sell more tires.

Has the pot even been invented yet?

“to steal your hubcaps”

(Isn’t that what’s in his left hand?)

Brother in law has alignment shop!

Sadly, they didn’t need to be invented. They just happen.

Must be in Michigan.

Because the pothill is a lot more work.

“Not pothole. Dat where I dug up rock. Me invent Earth’s first quarry.”

If he hadn’t invented it, someone else would have. You can’t halt the march of progress.

Not many comics actually illicit an out-loud chuckle – this one did! Kudos Coverly!

Call Dominoes Pizza.

Planned Obsolescence!