Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 12, 2019

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    Dtroutma  about 5 years ago

    Hope he ain’t playing soccer.

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    pearlsbs  about 5 years ago

    I met a pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch

    I asked him “What happened to your leg?”

    “Arr,” he responded, “One day I was in a battle at sea and a cannon ball blew my leg right off.

    “That sounds awful. What happened to your hand?”

    “Arr, one day at sea I was knocked off the ship into shark infested waters and a great white bit my hand right off.

    “That sounds terrible. What happened to your eye?”

    “Arr, one day I was near port and a ton of seagulls were flying overhead. When I looked up into the sky, one of them pooped and it landed right in my eye.”

    “And that took your eye out?”

    “Arr, it was the first day with the hook.”

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    Be great at a bar. Hook it under the foot rail and you’ll never falloff your stool.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    He’s turned the eye patch into a cup holder. Perfect for seamen.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    I’m impressed by the force field holding that hook in position so he can stand on it.

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Watch ‘Black Sails.’ It’s Breaking Bad with pirates!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  about 5 years ago

    The Jolly Roger is looking at you sidewise.

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    tbubble  about 5 years ago

    You’ll get no arrrggg-ument from me.

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    mesotiny1  about 5 years ago

    So, the eye patch is now a thong…Good fashion!

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    MichaelHelwig  about 5 years ago

    Is that some kind of yoga pose? Downward Pirate?

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    Mopman  about 5 years ago

    Lucky for us he remembered to put his pants on.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Could be a knee-jerk reaction.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Depends on what is on his agenda for the day.. Fishing would be good, a quick snag with the hook then club them

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    su43dipta  about 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t there be something on his eye which he was supposed to wear where his eyepatch is now?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? Well, it has possibilities, but it needs a hook.”

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    zippykatz  about 5 years ago

    Q: What did Captain Hook die from?" A: “Jock itch…”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    Beavis and Butt-head once wore eye patches as jockstraps. Boy, were they mortified when Daria took a picture for the school paper.

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    mikeywilly  about 5 years ago

    Loved it, do you mind if I purloined it for myself?

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