Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 23, 2019

And every time you acquire a delusion, I’ll pretend to take a dollar back.

“I can save them to pay off my psychiatrist, right?” “And there’s your first one – see how it works?”

So much for my illusion that fairies looked like Julia Roberts…

And have no illusions. This is the best offer you’re going to get.

I’m so disillusioned…

This sounds like my previous employment: they pretended to pay me and I pretended to work.

But I don’t want to pretend…..MOOOOOM!

Wait a sec here — the kid has an actual book on his nightstand? This whole thing has to be some kind of delusion!

Hence the term, “ buck teeth?”

Reality bites.

I believe the appropriate word is “allusion” and not “illusion.” OOPS!

Use Your Illusion (G’N’R)!

Question. Why are liberals so rude? You rarely see these kind of comments from people who are more conservative minded.

Democrats. There, I fixed for you.