Well, that’s better than firewood.
Is he the one doing Geico commercials?
If he’d been carved from beech wood, maybe you could have gone for a nice visit along the shore. At least he wasn’t carved from pine: Nobody wants a puppet who spends all its time longing for something.
Just so long as he doesn’t drift to Deadwood.
If he was carved from poplar, he’d be a celebrity.
He’d be quaking in his boots if he was carved from aspen.
That guys half knots anyway.
EVERY TIME he tells a lie, his nose takes a turn for the worst….
If he wanted a puppy, would he carve one from bark?
Geppetto should have used Hollywood-his son would be a huge star by now…
Is his brother doing GEICO commercials?
If he was carved from a hardwood, he’d probably be sending letters from prison right now.
LOL. Is he working in a factree?
You know he is a liar too, those postcards are all Photoshopped.
That’s why Pin-occh-io’s carved from a pin oak.
Clever strip, I think.
What family member was used to make the postcard?
July 17, 2015
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Well, that’s better than firewood.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
Is he the one doing Geico commercials?
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
If he’d been carved from beech wood, maybe you could have gone for a nice visit along the shore. At least he wasn’t carved from pine: Nobody wants a puppet who spends all its time longing for something.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Just so long as he doesn’t drift to Deadwood.
silverking1953 almost 5 years ago
If he was carved from poplar, he’d be a celebrity.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
He’d be quaking in his boots if he was carved from aspen.
J Short almost 5 years ago
That guys half knots anyway.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
EVERY TIME he tells a lie, his nose takes a turn for the worst….
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If he wanted a puppy, would he carve one from bark?
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Geppetto should have used Hollywood-his son would be a huge star by now…
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
Is his brother doing GEICO commercials?
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
If he was carved from a hardwood, he’d probably be sending letters from prison right now.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
LOL. Is he working in a factree?
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
You know he is a liar too, those postcards are all Photoshopped.
sandflea almost 5 years ago
That’s why Pin-occh-io’s carved from a pin oak.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Clever strip, I think.
D Ob-one B almost 5 years ago
What family member was used to make the postcard?