Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2020

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Unless that olive has been pitted, the sword is in the stone.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Now you just need a 500 gallon martini.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    the barkeep belongs to the knights who say ‘nick nick nick’…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It stands to reason.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    The bigger question is: who wants to eat that huge olive?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, but who will hold the Japanese umbrella over him while he does?

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    danholt  almost 5 years ago

    I collected those swords from ‘kiddie cocktails’ as a kid…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I trust that King Arthur’s barkeep is Sir Mix-a-lot?

    He likes big olives, he cannot lie.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve got a hankering for Italian food …

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    They put the sword in when they pulled the toothpick out for jousting.

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    namelocdet  almost 5 years ago

    Giant olive goes in a giant Martini!

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