Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 13, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Ted and Bill planning their next adventure.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    (Both of them, to each other): “Hey, can you pipe down? I’m trying to have a conversation here.”

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    su43dipta  almost 5 years ago

    The speech bubble should point to both!

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    unfair.de  almost 5 years ago

    At least he’s admitting that they’re both jerks. There’s hope, still.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    I sure hope they’re calling each other!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Takes one to know one, Buddy!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Rude society! Period!

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I will sometimes “butt into” the conversation and when people give me a dirty look I respond, “OH! I’m sorry. I didn’t know that was supposed to be a PRIVATE conversation.”

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    Zev   almost 5 years ago

    Cue the “ Dueling Banjos” theme … very loudly.

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    myrendal  almost 5 years ago

    Three times in the past few months, I have been in a doctor’s waiting room and overheard two women and one man telling the person on the other end of the phone call either their or their children’s social security number. After the first two telling me very sternly to mind my own business when I said something like “If I was a bad person, I’d be able to steal your identity now.”, I gave up letting people know I could hear them.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s hard to concentrate on your own conversation while trying to listen to the other one.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    It can be fun sometimes. Just yesterday I overheard a young lady setting up…..shall we say a “date”

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    drds2  almost 5 years ago

    In the good old days you went into a phone booth, which preserved your privacy, and everyone else’s sanity.

    Maybe we should provide “cones of silence” on every corner for the same purpose!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, just a sec,that was you wasn’t it?

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    Holding a conversation in public, is inviting the public to participate.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Speaking to a telemarketer?

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    tell him to hang up and text you instead.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It annoys me when people are facetiming in public and I happen to be right in the frame as I walk behind or next to the person.

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