Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 10, 2020

Shouldn’t he have been rolled in under the casket, then?

The cover at the bottom is hiding the creeper the casket is sitting on.

Where’s the grease rag?

Under the circumstances, that’s a nice touch.

Or playing a grand piano.

What? No wheels and a steering wheel? HONK HONK!

So it is an open-hood casket?

Someone else had to do the flush-and-fill, though.

Reminiscent of Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin.SRV RIP.

It’s no lowrider when the occupant can’t make it bounce. And I’d fit mine with a pneumatic under the chest and a snore-generator.

Old Gear Heads never die, they just skid into the next corner…

He holds a patent for a mouse trap. Don’t touch his nose!

Older cars (some into the late 80’s) had hoods held up with springs and didn’t need prop rods. After that, cars got too complicated for “tinkering.”

he should have been shown in his mechanics uniform.

And now he’s off to the scrap yard.

Just the other day I saw another fool working under his car that was being held up by a jack. “Hey buddy! If that bolt is stuck you just need to really reef on it!!”

He left the keys in his pants and he is not wearing any pants now.

Looks more like a chipmunk trap to me.