Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 19, 2020

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    No, also you should just stay home Alexander.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It is so important to observe civilized decorum for these things.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just shoot him already.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    When you get there, just walk up, grab a pistol, and clob him over the head with it. He won’t ask again.

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    Nothing ever happened. The Spellcheck changed it to a Dual.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Is her name Dawn?

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    So, Dawn, is this a duel, or will you be my second?

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    SF Giants  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like he’s not throwing away his shot!

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Don’t take a shot in the dark.

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    Zev   over 4 years ago

    So, they’ll be sending dueling texts twenty paces apart? Seems like that describes most of what passes for conversation these days.

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    Ralph Newbill  over 4 years ago

    I should think the old one finger salute would be there?

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Sir, I believe your second is the one to respond.

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    Reply with the large caliber hand gun emoji

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    TexTech  over 4 years ago

    Bad protocol here. The one being challenged to a duel has the choice of weapons, not the challenger. Very bad form, I must say!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, can’t make it, shotgun wedding.

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    Need to reply with a glove slapping emoji

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    srw313  over 4 years ago

    Aaron made sure that Alexander never had to worry about replying again.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Get there early and stand with your back to the sun. Then step aside and shoot.

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