No, also you should just stay home Alexander.
It is so important to observe civilized decorum for these things.
Just shoot him already.
When you get there, just walk up, grab a pistol, and clob him over the head with it. He won’t ask again.
Nothing ever happened. The Spellcheck changed it to a Dual.
Is her name Dawn?
So, Dawn, is this a duel, or will you be my second?
Sounds like he’s not throwing away his shot!
Don’t take a shot in the dark.
So, they’ll be sending dueling texts twenty paces apart? Seems like that describes most of what passes for conversation these days.
I should think the old one finger salute would be there?
Sir, I believe your second is the one to respond.
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Bad protocol here. The one being challenged to a duel has the choice of weapons, not the challenger. Very bad form, I must say!
Sorry, can’t make it, shotgun wedding.
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Aaron made sure that Alexander never had to worry about replying again.
Get there early and stand with your back to the sun. Then step aside and shoot.
July 17, 2015
RobinHood about 4 years ago
No, also you should just stay home Alexander.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
It is so important to observe civilized decorum for these things.
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Just shoot him already.
Farside99 about 4 years ago
When you get there, just walk up, grab a pistol, and clob him over the head with it. He won’t ask again.
backyardcowboy about 4 years ago
Nothing ever happened. The Spellcheck changed it to a Dual.
Kaputnik about 4 years ago
Is her name Dawn?
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
So, Dawn, is this a duel, or will you be my second?
SF Giants about 4 years ago
Sounds like he’s not throwing away his shot!
jel354 about 4 years ago
Don’t take a shot in the dark.
Zev about 4 years ago
So, they’ll be sending dueling texts twenty paces apart? Seems like that describes most of what passes for conversation these days.
Ralph Newbill about 4 years ago
I should think the old one finger salute would be there?
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Sir, I believe your second is the one to respond.
Altar_Ego about 4 years ago
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TexTech about 4 years ago
Bad protocol here. The one being challenged to a duel has the choice of weapons, not the challenger. Very bad form, I must say!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Sorry, can’t make it, shotgun wedding.
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
Need to reply with a glove slapping emoji
srw313 about 4 years ago
Aaron made sure that Alexander never had to worry about replying again.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 4 years ago
Get there early and stand with your back to the sun. Then step aside and shoot.