Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 17, 2020

Never look a gift stick in the mouth.

It’s more of a houseforming gift.

What a wooden delivery.

A few more sticks and they can add another room.

I guess the live in the sticks.

A few more sticks, a little mud, and he’s got a man cave.

Everybody needs a pile of extra lumber lying around.

Should have registered at “Bird, Bath & Beyond…Not Nest Depot.

This is to keep the home fires burning…er…..

Build a cottage in the back for the mother-in-law.

They’d love a sack full of fermented berries.

Never look a gift cardinal in the beak…

I had actually brought a worm, too; but it kinda slid down my gullet while flying here..

She is NOT the blue bird of happiness.

I got married in 1973. The “in” kitchen item of the day was a fondue pot. We didn’t really need 6 of them though.

Now they can add a room!

Just hope that it doesn’t match all the others.

Way to stick it to ’em.

This is extremely relevant to every newly married guy.