Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 12, 2021

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    It’s Gollum, hold on to the ring.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …and is he carrying a speargun?

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    No, that’s Cupid, and the harpoons , well that’s Cupid’s arrows. Do you want to find out what happens next? Or do you want to be safe?

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    WAY too kinky.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Still waters run creep.

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    UmmeMoosa  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t mind him, he just loves snorkeling

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    Night vision goggles too.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Oy

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yep its dad….and he will be waiting with a shotgun on the front porch when the two of them get home.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    Good tennis players look for Tunnel of 15.

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    kartis  almost 4 years ago

    “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”—Liam Neeson, Taken

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    A form of bulldozer parenting.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  almost 4 years ago

    The background check almost looks like a mix of Milwaukee’s Mitchell park domes close to the Menomonee river and Gurnee’s Great America…. maybe we need at least 2 adonai formations in the McCloud and Loudermillk section.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    LOL

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    JudyAz  almost 4 years ago

    No sharks in the moat?

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Are you getting that sinking feeling.

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    Turnhandle  almost 4 years ago

    LOL! I was a teenager back in the 70s and I had a friend whose Dad would actually follow her on dates! He even got her to break up with one boyfriend . . . but they got back together and have now been married for 45 years :-)

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 4 years ago

    Ohhhhh! some of your best

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Cue the Tom Hanks animated tunnel of love animatrons…

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 4 years ago

    All equipped to look at things underwater.

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