Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 06, 2021

A subscription to “Rolling Stone” would be no safer.

But I would not feel so all alone…

Rock on!

“But this fifth one! Next one free!”

He’s a real head banger.

What, and give up the stimulation and excitement it provides?

He’s waiting for inspiration to strike him.

Amazon pterodactyl delivery.

“I just can’t cancel until I complete the set.”

“The next set comes with a free display case.”

Because he likes to get stoned.

I just got a flashback to the Columbia Record Club (shudder).

“But they are collector items. This one, Bobby Ore. The last one was Krazy Kat’s “friend”, Igneous. Next week is Shirley’s friend Lava-ern."

What else is there to do around here?

That’s gonna leave a. OOG!

The gluten-free snack club is an option.

He’s got a head for news.

Tried to opt out several times from something I joined. Finally had to cancel the credit card they were using.

Millions of years later that very same spot would be present day Minneapolis…

Because I like getting stoned!

He’s into rock and roll.

I’d like to order that for my neighbor..

Would a rock of the month be a moon rock?

but it’s such a headache

Because that club rocks!