Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 26, 2022

If this isn’t a blues number I’ll eat my hat.

Humm, I haven’t heard that song. I’m guessing the crowd hasn’t (or won’t) hear it either.

She was just stringing him along.

Is this going to be a blues song? Besides what he just said, the word on his shirt (EIDER) indicates that he might be (feeling) down.

Play it Hendrix-style, behind your back, with your teeth, set it on fire and smash it at the end…

She was a cunning wench. She even took his house. It was a mobile home. (tip of the hat to Jerry Reed)

An air guitar solo about his air girlfriend.

To quote some lyrics from 1942, “She broke my heart in three places: Seattle, Chicago, and New York.”

I guess you’re lucky that her cat didn’t get your tongue.

Take what you need, but just leave my guitar alone – Noel Gallagher

Is that an air-accoustic or air-electric guitar?

“She’s not too smart but she can really move a sled, She’s my pretty little red rivi air-head.”

“——- you, Fiona”

I worked with a guy, a soundman, who lost his whole rig to a honey trap. i.e.: Pretty woman in the bar came onto him, took him home with her, his P.A. system out in the van overnight, P.A. system gone in the morning.

She wanted a relationship with no strings attached.

Poor Max Eider!

This must be ANDY CAPP’s “Guitar Bob’s” older brother.

You won’t steal my poor heart again

You won’t steal my poor heart again

You won’t steal my tape recorder

I’ll call the Lord and he’ll put you in the pen

You won’t steal that thing again

- M. Gordon

add one letter to that name, Hmm!