Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 23, 2022

Just remember to ignore the page prompts.

My dog is fluent in Woof.

“Woof” = I have no further comments.

He usually speaks from the comfort of the “bark-o-lounger.”

That sounds like most of our politicians.

Like most people using prompters, he probably thinks you can’t tell – (eyes scanning next line) “I am not reading this.” “Woof and Bark!”

Ah, How does sandpaper feel? “Ruff!”, What’s on the outside of trees? “Bark!”, Who was the greatest baseball player……..

well, I’ve seen some pretty spoiled pets, but this takes it to new heights

Reminds me of how I was surprised when I discovered that comedians use cue cards.

Sounds like uncle Joe except he’s forgetting how to read. Without realising it