Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 20, 2022

I’ve heard you can cure that with regular manicures. No need for biting.

You DO realize that he can just dump the chocolate bits into the cone…

Biting remarks

Must be a repeat. This is the same drawing as in the Speed Bump avatar.

Might work for toenails but the ones at the end of those bendy things called elbows…totally different story.

And me who thought it was to stop him using his phone.

Now he is spitting nails.

I tried doing it once and couldn’t figure out how. I got nowhere with my efforts. I couldn’t nail the procedure down.

Better to use cones on peoples or bears than on doggies.

Yeah, but unlike the dog. He can get his cone off. Unless, you glue it to his neck.

Why is his shirt yellow in the thumbnail?

That’s what the all say right before the mohel arrives.

I feel his pain….

He tends to bite off more than he can chew.

Might keep him from sucking his thumb, too. If he doesn’t starve first.

I stopped biting my nails when I moved away from home.

My brother could bite his toenails when he was a kid.