Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 26, 2022

Take your time. It will come to you.

Don’t sweat it, he’ll get the point soon enough.

Did you just hear a twig snap?

A reminder is on its way.

Even though they have stumpy legs, rhinos are a lot faster than you are.

It’ll come to him in a couple of seconds!!!

I’m like this nowadays – can’t remember…

Something along the lines of never seeing rhinos on this type of terrain?

Now I remember. What’s the difference between a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus?

Old joke: “How do you stop a Rhino from charging?…Take away his credit card.”

Lay off the wacky tabacky.

The number of times I’ve got out of my chair to go and get something; get to the top of the stairs and have forgotten why I went upstairs in the first place. It’s called being an old git.

Maybe if you paid attention to your surroundings ……

It would make more sense if the guy talking was 500 feet away from the other guy. But much harder to draw.

Oh, I know now. You do have health insurance, right?

Yer gonna need a new backpack.

“Move” might be a good word….

“Now I know…have you ever tried Prevagen?”

Easy to stop a charging rhino. Just take away his credit card.

In a few moments it won’t matter, to either of you!

EEK!!

Take that rhino’s credit card away.

Do you feel a train coming?

There is an angry unicorn behind you

Are Dave Coverly and Dave Blazek communicating about their cartoon topics? Blazek also had a rhino-themed cartoon on the 26th!