Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 23, 2022

Too much Kraft in the witch

Wonder what in that last box where we only see part of the name? Tongue.. something??

Product differentiation is all the rage. But don’t be fooled. They’re all the same “helper.”

And we all know that glove guy had a hand in all of it.

I saw a kid once stocking boxes of Spam Helper, and when I asked, he didn’t know what Spam was…

Funny, Dave!

And this is in what grocery store?

Witch one will she have for dinner?

Or she could just go to a fast food place and get a Macbeth.

Or, just put it and a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup in a casserole dish and bake it.

Specialty store.

Now with 20% more bat wing.

…aah October. Pumpkin spice and everything not so nice

No Helper Helper!?

I can never find the Tastes Like Chicken Helper.

I wonder if they include the pasta.

It’s just pasta and dry ingredients which are basically the same with a few changes depending on the base they are intended for.

Big sellers this time of year….

General Mills Loving Witches Be Loco!

Hey – whatever helps!