Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 07, 2023

Was his 50th different date. But no longer.

I suspect she’s about to turn and walk away.

Is? Was!

Loveless in the tunnel, Try, try again

She likes a man with experience, not.

I frequented a downtown restaurant for lunch and would sometimes invite different ladies from work to join me. I also took my first wife to dinner there. Unfortunately one evening the waiter remarked, “Which one is this one now?”.

I still frequented the place after that but for a long time I was solo at the lunch counter instead of at a table…….

That guy? Really?

Gotta admire his tenacity ☺

Dummy!

I suspect that he’s gonna be stuck on 49 for a while.

But who’s counting?

Lend the ticket taker a copy of Tact for Dummies.

He’s got Frequent Floater Miles.

50 punches, and coming soon…

one SLAP

Busted.

We all know what the real Tunnels of Love are.

“It’s gonna take a lotta love

To get us through the night.

It’s gonna take a lotta love

To make things work out right."

—N. Young

She’s gonna punch his card……..

Tunnel of Love, best place for a love ’em ’n leave ’em quicky…

We’ll be sending our preferred customer card.

“Tunnel of Love” seems a bit of a misnomer under these circumstances.

Oooooops!!