Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 21, 2023

What else is there.

Why have dogs seemed to have taken over Speed Bump lately?

Me has heards of fast foods but this first time me is hears of flash foods.

All dog’s food flashes before their eyes.

A review of shrubberies watered would be more relieving.

If its all passed, must of been one big shitstorm

So, you’re saying the strip is going to the dogs?

[nerd alert] I haven’t used that phrase in years, and yesterday commented on a ‘hairy situation.’ Funny how some phrases just fade away.

Most dogs don’t waste time looking at their food.

What happened to all those belly scratches? Those did not matter?

… and squirrels – lots of squirrels.

That’s even better.

Oh come now, if you were really dying you would have seen squirrels along with the food.

… and the one time that the steak fell from the grill…

Is that an IV of toilet water?

In what form, pre or post?…

What about all the stuff you’ve eaten that WASN’T food?