Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 30, 2023

That has to hurt.

Perhaps it was the worst, but his proctologist is going to the Bahamas for the season.

I hope they got that on video.

Well, he cleared the bar and then some.

“I slipped and fell on it.”

-Old ER joke.

I don’t see the humor in this. I guess I’m stuck. But the vaulter is stuck up, which is worse.

There is going to be probe about ’roids……steroids.

What’d think I meant?

Somebody’s happy…

OUCH

Some athletes really work their butt off…

Is this another special “a man walks into a bar”-joke?

OUCH!!!

Bet he fails the drug test. He’s obviously high.

Aren’t thry usually going head first, belly up over these things?

Eeeeyouch

Reminds me of an episode of “1000 Ways To Die”

He can only do it once, he can’t reproduce anything anymore.

OUCH.

The worst part is, hitting the side post probably disqualifies him.

“Million to one shot, doc! Million to one.” (Frank Costanza to the proctologist, “The Fusilli Jerry”)

It’s certainly the most disturbing one.

Hole in one.

Kanchō!

Is he Lawyer now? I mean, he did pass the bar.

The choir has a new soprano

The Wince of Bel Air.

And somewhere Vlad is smiling.

Quite an assent!

Now comes the fun part—getting him down.

Puts a new take on the “pole sitters” for the Depression.

Next stop, screen test for a remake of The Sopranos

He tries to improve, but he gets stuck at 18 feet…

He’ll be the butt of many a joke.

(Not that he was supposed to, but) he did not stick the landing …

… the landing … er … a standard/upright stuck him.

As they say in Italy, this is more than just an innuendo.

Worse case of self impalement I ever saw. I bet he couldn’t do that a gain if he tried.

Now that’s a Speed Bump! :)

When coach said “Stick the landing”, this not what they had in mind!

Ouch!

He’s practicing to be a Christmas tree angel

Is this legal x-D

Yikes,talk about an pain in the butt

Ow – definitely ow.

Man…he deserves a medal of some kind for that!!

The blue down below is the under mat. Where’s the real protective layer? When I vaulted, landing on something like that would nearly give you a concussion. Oh and way back when, there were high schools we visited which still had sawdust pits. You had better land feet first and then tumble.