Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 15, 2024

(snerk)

When my kid was barely trained and it was winter, his Mom got him a very cute outfit that had fasten-on pants. Fortunately his granny was good with a sewing machine and converted them to elastic waist. Since we lived in the country, he became very adept at “trousers down, do the deed, trousers up” all by himself.

My dog just lets it all hang out.

Don’t get “it” caught in the zipper!

Judging by the expression on the dog’s face, that wasn’t the zipper he just grabbed and pulled.

I tnink we know now who the Alpha Male is.

Oh. My. Stars. So hilarious!

My dog today kept nudging her sweater away from me before our walk. She doesn’t like it. She likes to be au naturel.

I find it’s easier to just leave them unzipped. On the plus side, at least they aren’t button fly pants.

Really? Did the dog really even want to wear pants?

Don’t blame the dog.

You can’t dress them up and take’em out. Really though, don’t dress up your pets.

My dog likes to run around naked. I think he might be an exhibitionist.

Maybe it would have been better to dress the dog in chaps.

Weird

My wee doggy LOVES her sweaters. Of course, she would be shivering and miserable without one on a cold day. She does not have long hair or body fat to keep her warm. But her back end remains naked for doing her business! No zippers.

Time for button flies.

He doesn’t like to do things on the fly.

At least he only needed to pee!

Very good dog owner……

…Doggie Depends maybe??