Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 10, 2024

That was some test!

The one’s that didn’t are piled up in the next room.

Watch out for the arrows, though.

I thought they said he wouldn’t be missed.

Well, he didn’t really want any shots anyway.

At least he would have died with his boots on if nothing else.

I dodged a bullet and there wasn’t any first warning. IF You get old enough the diagnostic tests get canceled. I guess they figure you had a good run. Nothings done you in yet. Cross your fingers and don’t take up any new bad habits.

The good the bad and the ugly side of tests eh.

He literally dodged a bullet. His reflexes are great.

Looks more like the bullet missed instead of him dodging it!

The doctor needs more target practice.

Only shots he likes is at the Silver Slipper Saloon!

When the doctor says he wants to give you a shot: RUN!

Now, if you don’t pay the bill, you won’t dodge the next one.

Gotta suspect the Hole in the Wall Gang.

I’ll say! The vigilanti followed me here…lol

Now you owe Doc a fistful of dollars.

It was just a warning shot.

Reminds me of that Italian restaurant in south philly where the bullet holes are in the wall from a mob hit. Dante and Luigi’s.

At least if it hit him, he would’ve died with his boot on…

So it would appear…..

He wanted his liver checked after hearing :“What’re ya’, yellow?”

He wuz ready to die with his boots on!

They didn’t tell him that hemorrhoids don’t kill ya.

This is so dumb-can’t beleive I actually did LOL.

At one point in my life I dodged a fair number of bullets. Shrapnel as well, and two knives as I recall. Got to come home in a seat, not a bag.

When the doctor gives me the drafty gown, he always tells me to remove my boots and hat.

Well yeah, but from this angle we can’t see the knives in his back.

… must be at Dodge City General