Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 27, 2024

Having more than 5% of the bed and blanket, in my experience.

It does give one paws.

Chasing women

Cars!

nah nothing serious – just dreaming of decent sleeping

You couldn’t do this joke with the genders reversed, could you?

Dreaming that you didn’t have a dog fetish.

Women have this kind of dreams too.

I don’t care who has the dream. That dog in MY house? OUT! OUT! OUT!

Must be making a decent amount of noise. Even his faithful dog is trying to push him out of the bed.

Where did my BLEEP blanket run off to!

About his dog pushing him out of his bed.

Not you.

My wife had a 160 lb Great Dane when we married. He loved to get in bed between us and push me out.

About the dog being somewhere else.

Dreaming of a time when he had the whole bed to himself.

Probably about being replaced by a dog.

“Sorry honey, Spot ran away while you were at yoga.”

Maybe she needs to do a back massage to find out.

Mumbling about the dog pushing him out of bed.

Larger beds?

Getting kicked out of bed by a dog.

Not the falling dream again!

From the look on his face " “How do i keep fom falling out of bed?”

I think he’s dreaming of being on the top of an iceberg, about to fall off.

A king bed all to himself, and some ear plugs.

How cold he is and why is there snow in summer. When I get cold at night I dream of snow.

Freedom!

Space. We dream about space.

I move to much. The dogs usually end up on my wife’s side of the bed.