Strange Brew by John Deering for April 17, 2010

Igneous is bliss!

The cartoonist is ‘stoned.’

Sounds like one of those “Pearls before swine” puns…the ones where Rat gets mad at Stephen Pastis…

How many pints are in his quartzzzzzzz?

Rock on, dudes!

I’am crushed. All the worst puns are taken.

Just chalk it up to being late, grapfhics…

Rock is dead … long live paper and scissors!

Edited: changed one word. Shale to the chief, he’s a rock for all the ages. Outstanding work found in geologic pages.

Found out they had his office micaed for sound?

Can hardly provide for all the pebbles at home. Or for Pebbles, for that matter, Mr. Slate.

Man…… all you guys are really hot today! Your comments are better than the cartoon!

He’s just a gneiss guy. I wonder who the gnewbie is.

For the first 10,000 years, he was just a pebble. Then he became a little boulder. His favorite song starts out, “Gonna take a sedimental journey….”

That’s gniece.

gneiss: a foliated metamorphic rock (named by the Gnorwegian geologist, Gnicholas Gnelson, who declared, on its discovery in gnorthern Tibet, “Oh, that’s gneiss, a gnew rock”.)

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….And the OSCAR goes to….ALL of us! Congrats!

Careful, Akers - don’t get between him and a hard place. (Having missed the comics the last few days, I HAD to throw that in…)

Change around there moves at a glacier’s pace, so don’t expect any immediate promotions. Wait until the next round of erosions.