Strange Brew by John Deering for May 15, 2018

Joanne Worley tried to join this outfit but they had to kick her out – she just kept saying sock it to me!

They were all changed into wire coat hangers.

The same group that enjoys adult coloring books.

There’s a place in the Empire State where you can go with your single socks and trade one for another to eventually get matches. It’s called “The New York Sock Exchange.”

Honestly, does this really happen? In over 5 decades with at least 5 dryers this has never happened tome.

It’s in the big sock drawer in the sky now.

My teenage daughter doesn’t care if they match. And I’m picking up that habit now, but I wear boots, so nobody sees them.

You’ll find the answer in the tv show “Ancient Aliens And Your Missing Socks”Georgio Tzoukalos explains what happened.

Never lost a sock that way – pillow cases, however….

I never have the problem because all my socks are alike! :-)

I only ever wear black socks, so I don’t know if I am wearing matched ones or not.

Oh the horror! Way to give me flashbacks about those traumatic events in my life!

Sock it to me!

I got sick of losing socks, so one day I tried washing my socks in the sink while I put the rest of the laundry in the washer. When the machine finished I opened it and was EMPTY! Except for a note printed in laundry marker on a handkerchief: “Stop trifling with the laws of nature and bring the machine MORE SOCKS!!!”