Strange Brew by John Deering for August 27, 2020

Don’t you mean intellectually challenged?

Looks like it’s a busy day at the office…

Government workers. Difficult to tell if they are dead or alive. Wave a payroll check in front of them to determine if alive.

In my neighborhood, we have “Slow – Children – Playing”

Always makes me a little wistful.

When women work they don’t need a sign!

What? No one leaning on a shovel??

Is this what “slow children” do when they grow up? (No offense intended. I was a slow child.)

Do you mean slow men working or SLOW!!! Men Working?

In our neighborhood we have signs that read “Drive like your kids live here.”

That’s how they do it “down under.”

Dimwits not getting much work done

Many years ago saw a sign in Chicago’s China Town that said,

“Danger, Men Cooking”

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly

Where are the fast men working?

When I lived in San Luis Obispo, I could never get used to people referring to it as SLO (pronounced “slow”). I lived in Santa Barbara 15 years and nobody referred to it as SB.