Strange Brew by John Deering for July 19, 2021

Just rinse it off.

On the same vein, last week’s news that a kidney was given to the wrong patient!!!

Sure. That kidney has already processed worse things.

Just throw in a Junior Mint and it will be fine.

Are you “Kid-din-me” of course it’s does.

Toss it in the microwave for 60 seconds on high and all the germs will be dead.

Sadly, no. It’s a 3-second rule in the operating room.

Hopefully there’s not a dachshund in the room, or it’s as good as gone.

Only if there’s no dog around.