Strange Brew by John Deering for July 03, 2022

All the great stories have dysfunctional families.

So, do we know who the mother is to the kids, and wife to Dad Darth??!!

John — WOW. You’v.e outdone yourself. AGAIN. Keep on keepin’ on! (from a guy who does a radio humor daily.) I know it’s work, and some stuff is better than other stuff. ButGreat job! you scored today!

Month? What an optimist….

Don’t Luke now. I think Leia’s got a couple buns in the oven. Nope they’re on her ears.

And what about the kids’ uncle (common word to explain gas emissions from one’s sphincter at the end of the intestines nestled in the cracks of the rear end that rhymes with Darth) Vader.

I appreciate the censorship that the strip is using but it gets a bit out of hand when words in the dictionary are considered offensive. For example I cannot use the most common synonym for Hades (Hades, even preachers use it from the pulpit – the Bible uses it too) and I cannot refer to the part of the body on which one sits as a word that rhymes with But Locks even though that is the proper medical term for that part of the body,

My research into this issue has generated discomfort in a part of my anatomy that is synonymous with a certain beast of burden.

We need someone else so we can go on Dysfunctional Family Feud. :)

Better get this case right…..

All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way (Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, 1878)

Don’t forget Leia and Han’s kid. He has daddy issues.