Strange Brew by John Deering for January 14, 2023

Try wearing a turban!!

Forgetting about the effects of her gaze could cause them to be taken for granite.

Call for a charmer!

A pain in the Asps?

A friend of mine wanted to open a pet shop that specialized in reptiles, amphibians and fish. He planned to call the place, “In Cold Blood.”

Next time don’t forget to use conditioner.

You never have a scrunchie when you need one.

She also flooded their home. Now the snakes don’t even have a pit to his in!

Shouldn’t they be all stone? Or am I mything something?

Shouldn’t all those people be stone by now?

Never look her in the eye‼️ she’s always hissing in her pit‼️

I can almost remember that shampoo [?] slogan.

See amazon for snake straightener’s…

You must use a snake conditioner apres the wash…

Don’t look at me like that….

Hope I’m not frozen like this

♫♪ Everybody must get stoned… ♫♪

Pickled Pete’s?

She has a side gig as a rock musician.

Everybody must get stoned!

I wanted to open a book store.

Was going to call it, Turn the Page.