Strange Brew by John Deering for February 25, 2023

Take a gander at that.

I’ve invented the electric bill.

A large flock of Canada geese loiter and fly nearby leaving many little green turds-a or “Goosesabi”.

Don’t knock it, you can get a lot of leftover limbs and organs after a beer league hockey game.

Doctor Frankenstein, your monster left a mess in the park… AGAIN!

The doctor IS a Quack. If he comes from an Ivy League medical school — a Honk.

This experiment is loon-y.

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me!

That’s one mallardjusted monster.

Canadian geese. This is how you make a real monster.

Eh?

There might be a corrosion problem with its natural tendency to bob around in marches. With apologies to Phil Hartman ~‘Fire, still bad!’

Fire Bad!! Eh?

What do Canadian ducks do when they fly upside down?

They quack up.