Strange Brew by John Deering for March 16, 2023

He’s the wild one, running around, baying at the moon, attacking people and tearing up people’s yards. But’s I’m housebroken: I just stay (at home), sit (on the couch) and beg (for s#x)

“I’m a shelter wolf, ‘fixed’ and got all my shots before I was adopted into a lower middle-class family. Try the Larry Talbot house at the end of the block.”

“Clap for the wolfman”

OK, well – - you’ll do for the warm-up act

Wolfman Jack, one of the great DJ’s of all time. That voice was recognizable with one word.

You can’t miss him, he’s always wearing a Wolfman jacket.

Or, “Frankenstein”? No, I’m “Stankinfrein”, common mistake.

It’s the wolfman’s brother coming down on me.

I hate it when that happens.

Now I want to see the Man Elephant.