Strange Brew by John Deering for July 02, 2023

My kind of buffet!!!

mammoth portions sizes for sure!

Just don’t put the takeout on top of the car.

Where’s Fred Flintstone when you need him?

Most US restaurants serve too much food. Portion sizes are enormous.

If you can’t eat it all, ask for a doggy bag. Well, a domesticated wolfie bag.

How doe you eat one of those? One bite at a rime.

Awwww! Even after we get done, He’s too big for a doggie bag…

Hope you’re hungry!

" Wooly Mammoth" predecessor to “Harry Buffalo”

Nice of them to provide built-in toothpicks.

Give me one order and fifteen table settings.

Serving size is elephant to twelve people.

Its not very good, but there’s a lot of it.

How long does it take to sous vide?

If this place serves too much food, try the gourmet French restaurant down the block…

Recently my wife and I were in a favorite local eatery, where I often order a full rack of ribs for dinner. (The full rack is only a few dollars more than the half, so I always order the full. Depending how hungry I am, I can count on taking home enough for an additional meal or two.) The full rack always arrives looking impressively and sometimes even overwhelmingly huge. On this occasion, the hostess walked by and asked how I was enjoying the “Fred Flintstone Special.” I laughed and complimented her on her humor, because in all the time I’ve had their ribs I never made that connection, despite being a fan of the show.