Strange Brew by John Deering for November 02, 2023

“Waiter, there’s an eye in my soup!”

One way to see what you are eating.

Back to the ophthalmologist tomorrow.

Common problem.

it’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

Eye can see what you did there!

I spill with my little eye …

…grazie …

She means Gazpacho. You know, the secret state police soup.

I’ll keep an eye out for you

Mom always said don’t stifle a sneeze because this could happen.

“I know I said ‘keep an eye out for the waiter’ but this is not what I meant!”

He needed Calvin’s Dad’s book.

Eye eye eye.

“Gazpacho with eyeball.”

Calvin’s dad was right, he should’ve closed his eyes when he sneezed!

Don’t worry, no one’s lookin’ achoo.

Anyone else thinking of “The Temple of Doom”?

You’re dating profile didn’t mention you suffer from lazy eyelid syndrome.

Eye saw that coming…

It gesundheit but it it popped out loosely…

Wow! That was some sneeze!

The fly said to the server, “There’s an eye in my soup.”

This is a good opportunity to see if your date has a sense of humor!

Leo McKern supposedly would take his false eye out (or a spare) and slip it into his soup.