Strange Brew by John Deering for March 25, 2024

She’s appeeling.

I thought they held their thumb up.

“Paint me like one of your French confections.”

Chiquita Banana as posed by Rubens.

Anna Banana: The Early Days

He needs to paint quickly due to real time decomposition.

Orange you going to make a joke about onlyfigs?

Hmmm… is it art or porn? This is a close one…

Very a-peeling.

Her unique scent is must be a product of Ester Lauder. (People who took chemistry should get this reference.)

Hurry up. It looks like your model is starting to wilt.

It was once in lifetime opportunity for her.

“Draw me like one of your French bananas, Jack.”

Days of wine and poses.

Well, she looks appealing….

He’s always willing to dole out advice to his models.

Hilarious. Is it wrong that I’m turned on in a very cartoonish way?

That shade of lipstick is all wrong for her.

I would have thought she’d have been a kumquat.

Judging by stuff on walls I’d say he was failure at phallic art . They look more like diagrams at urologists office . Too bad the model on couch wasn’t a little more peeled to see if it was tran-banana or not

The picture certainly has appeal

Regarding the art on the walls: Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

No doubt he finds her… apeeling.

Odalisque, almost.

Weird fun fact: Entitled “Comedian,” a banana duct taped to a wall became one of the art world’s biggest viral moments when it sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami Beach in December 2019.